These women are INSANE! I’m all for a reunion but when the women of “The Real Housewives of New Jersey” start acting sugary sweet towards one another, I crash. That’s pretty much how part 2 of the reunion went as everyone sided with Teresa and Joe Giudice due to the fact that they are like, you know, criminals. Well, 39 counts of something but that does not seem positive in any light. Season 4 reunion, everyone was screaming and losing their voices and it was like an MMA fight with housewives. This reunion was like remedial math…for dummies…who don’t own calculators or have fingers to count on. Yes, it was that bad.
Teresa cried though her hairline distracts more than anything else. She sits there and everyone says that she is so strong in this really hard time. I just think she’s so dumb, she has no idea that she and/or her husband could go to jail. Not that husband Joe would be all that desirable in jail; he looks like a weasel. A bloated weasel. Caroline was asked a lot of questions about the mob, her father in law and Teresa and reminded me of when I get lost and don’t want to admit it. So I keep turning right until I’ve ended up in a huge pointless circle. She was speaking as though she had a point but that point…I just, I don’t know.
Jacqueline became a mute, very passive and I don’t think she talked more than five words. But who can have the time to talk when everyone is making up and hugging each other. Fan favorite Rosie, Kathy’s lesbian sister, made nice with everyone and proved to be one of the only rational people on the stage. Yet, Andy Cohen did not let Teresa get away with anything like he used to. He’s Team We Want To Know not Team Kiss Teresa’s A$$! Finally! Melissa sat there and all I kept wondering was: “is that her real nose?” It’s a little too Michael and Janet Jackson for me so I wonder.
It is clear that the Giudice’s are jealous of the love between Melissa and Joe Gorga and they should be. Even with the odd nose, Melissa is still way cuter than Teresa and actually makes facial expressions. It was all too nicey nice until the last five minutes when Caroline and Teresa went at it. Teresa brought up something then Caroline had to defend herself then they both felt betrayed and I felt like it was staged because the rest was so boring. That or it was filmed earlier and just added in to keep people watching until the very end.
All the women were just so supportive of Teresa and Joe and it made me want to gag. She loves her husband to death and thinks he is a great husband and she does not even care that he called her the c-word. As long as he did it over the phone to someone else in conversation and not to her face, it was justified. My brain cells just got shot, I can’t even take it. Maybe Miami will prove to be exciting with Adriana being a bridezilla and Joanna not getting laid. I’m ready!